Sunday, April 15, 2007

Things CET taught me....

* Cut-Copy-Paste

Well ctrl-c ctrl-v has been a life saver during these past 4 years ...how else is one supposed to complete the lab?? By programming ..I dnt think so..

*HOD is always correct

nothing much to say on this....she is always correct!!!

*The art of writing apology letters

though got the chance to apologise to HOD only in the first two years she did make sure we knew how to apologise for everything under the sun....for cutting classes,for making noise,for chrismas celeration,for being born.....

*There is always suppli...

Well its self explanatory..There is always suppli if not criti...or if not there is mercy and it goes on.....

*The fine art of bullshitting....

How many series,universties one could survive by just writing crap on the answer paper ..and not to forget the project and miniproject presenations....This is one of the most important survival technique i think i have picked up from cet..now if somebody asks me something i dont know i can always call up on my 4 years of experience on writing and talking crap and acting as if i know the stuff being discussed just to save my neck....

* Sitting on my ass all day and acting as if i am programming...

the most important thing i learned at CET..especially useful if after passing out you are going to an IT sweatshop..its simple when somebody who is in a position to fire you comes along just type int a=1 and write some mindless loop..after he passes go on playing solitaire or whatever you like to do...Even if its not an IT job this skill will come in handy..you sit on your ass all day and act as you are seriously thinking nobody will disturb you!!!

and i guess there is more that this college has taught me directly and indirectly......
cheers to CET!!!!

Friday, April 06, 2007

my funny blog....

after getting the techinicalities of the first post out of my way here i am with my second post..this one i intend to be a funny and witty one oozing with sarcasm..i want to make people laugh....trouble is i have been sitting in front of my system for past 2 hours and except for chatting up girls on orkut nothing is been happening..maybe that is what happens when you orkut too much ...maybe the sarcastic part of my cerebellum has gone to sleep...well there is always plagiarizing...i guess will plagiarize to my hearts content in the next post....

so lemme go and search up some funny blogs from the net to steal from or i may just post the jokes from readers digest...whatever..all for a funny blog post!!!

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

hola....

another one of my quirks...a passing fad..blogging

........my first post..................


...........ciao...................